Hangry Unicorn
Hangry Unicorn Chewy Squares - Milk Chocolate (34 g)
Milk chocolate protein squares with hydrolyzed collagen and whole nuts
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Why Choose This Product
PROTEIN BOOST
Each square delivers a minimum of 1,000mg of hydrolyzed collagen peptides for muscle and skin support.
REAL CHOCOLATE
Made with 38% milk chocolate chips — not artificial flavoring or coating.
SATISFYING CRUNCH
Whole almonds, cashews, walnuts, and seeds create texture that keeps you full longer.
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How It Works
How It Works
Hydrolyzed collagen peptides are broken down into smaller molecules for better absorption by your body. The combination of healthy fats from nuts and seeds with natural sugars from dates provides sustained energy without the crash.
Who It's For
Perfect for busy professionals who want a satisfying snack between meetings. Ideal for fitness enthusiasts looking for post-workout protein that actually tastes good. Great for anyone trying to avoid processed chocolate bars without giving up chocolate entirely.
Who It's Not For
Not suitable if you have tree nut allergies or dairy sensitivities. If you prefer your protein powder-based or don't enjoy chewy textures, this isn't your match.
About This Product
What It Does
Finally — a protein snack that tastes like real chocolate instead of chalky disappointment. Each chewy square combines creamy milk chocolate with crunchy nuts and seeds, delivering over 1,000mg of collagen protein that your body can actually use.
Why It Works
- HYDROLYZED COLLAGEN: Pre-broken down peptides absorb faster than regular collagen powder — no mixing required.
- WHOLE FOOD BASE: Date paste and organic tahini provide natural sweetness and healthy fats without refined sugar spikes.
- COMPLETE NUTRITION: Almonds, cashews, walnuts, and seeds deliver fiber, healthy fats, and minerals alongside your protein hit.
What's Inside
100% gluten-free formula made with real milk chocolate chips and organic ingredients where possible. No artificial flavors, colors, or preservatives. NPN N/A.
Why we carry it: Hangry Unicorn solved the age-old problem of healthy snacks that taste like punishment — this actually satisfies chocolate cravings.
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Full Ingredients
Date Paste*, 38% Milk Chocolate Chips, Sunflower Seeds*, Roasted Tahini Paste*, Almonds, Cashews, Walnuts, Pumpkin Seeds*, Hydrolyzed Collagen Peptides, Coconut Oil*, Flaxseeds*, Goji Berries*, Sweetened Cranberries*, Tart Cherries*, Vanilla Extract, Black & White Sesame Seeds*
*Organic Ingredients
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